Then there’s Izzy. She’s so cute. I’ve only known her for two hours, but I can’t imagine she’d have a negative thought about anything.
Blaine bought a couch off the back of a truck because apparently the furniture I carefully chose from Chelsea’s Finest flee markets isn’t that comfortable. It was a mid-century knock-off so I gave him an A for effort. But as soon as I lifted up one of the cushions I saw that the entire couch was riddled with…BED BUGS! BED BUGS! So we spent the entire night disinfecting everything, taking soaked showers then disinfecting everything again.
Vincent Van Gogh; detail of Wheatfield With a Reaper.